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There's a tear

in my beer

cuz I'm cryin

for ya deer

you are on my

lonely mind

Inclusions

Exclusions

Whatever we want to put here.

It should be deeply philosophical

And mesmerizing

So that people buy the tickets

Magically.

How do you kill a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?

You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun

* special note...these jokes do not condone violence against said elephants, blue nor pink.